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maydaykoigo:

rotersteinsonne:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Better than their current ads.

Don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
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ohh-whatsername:

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

this was surprisingly uplifting

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teruteruhanamura:

im watching tv with my dad and the things from despicable me

image

came on screen in a commercial

and he said “arent they from monsters inc??” and he did an impression of the toy aliens from toy story and said ‘the claaaaaaaw’

he mixed up 3 movies in one shot

way to go dad

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doomslock:

the doctor’s idea of a first date is taking someone to watch their planet die

have you heard of a cinema doctor

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mr-and-mrs-miller:

cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

I hope you get sat on by a cow

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