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As a fangirl embarking on an unknown quest in the awesome world of Tumblr, I have no clue about how this will play out. Please feel free to ask me questions about stuff


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svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

shimmerest:

sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

How do Muslim girls learn so much about sex :S

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tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

Sorry I forgot that Muslim women only reproduce via ankle flashing

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

cutestmoose:

HE HAS THE EYES OF MERLIN WHEN HE USES MAGIC WHAT’S GOING ON

cutestmoose:

HE HAS THE EYES OF MERLIN WHEN HE USES MAGIC WHAT’S GOING ON

le-claire-de-lune:

secondlina:

twodefenestrate:

bombaycake:

rraaaarrl:

"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

FEMINISM: a definition

Always reblog

I need this as a poster.

I would adore this as a poster. 

le-claire-de-lune:

secondlina:

twodefenestrate:

bombaycake:

rraaaarrl:

"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

FEMINISM: a definition

Always reblog

I need this as a poster.

I would adore this as a poster. 

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