people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
Sorry I forgot that Muslim women only reproduce via ankle flashing
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
don’t dead open inside
the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy
HE HAS THE EYES OF MERLIN WHEN HE USES MAGIC WHAT’S GOING ON
"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”
FEMINISM: a definition
I need this as a poster.
I would adore this as a poster.